Outside the Cave of Caerbannog

Don' care.
Ah'm blind.
TAKE MUH SHRUBBERY.

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog will take nothing the Rabbit of Caerbannog does not wish to, though the Rabbit of Caerbannog will take this because he requires softer bedding-

*presents a SHRUBBERY*

tuhpinkavenger

…. -the Rabbit of Caerbannog is NOT the Knights who say Ni, the Rabbit of Caerbannog prefers offerings of meat or carrots-

Dear great, powerful Rabbit of Caerbannog... I present to you this offering. My father's favorite pen. Though you may not have use for it since you are a bunny... It is a good pen and my father loves it. It will bring him to you. Please accept this small offering.

skullssonemil

….. -the Rabbit of Caerbannog is confused by this gift of pen-

((HOLY HELL YOU'RE STILL HERE?! UWEYGD(&WYDFIUHWBEIWEVIQWEVDUWK I MISSED YOUUUU AUHUGHUGHGUH))

little-filly-star-catcher

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog has been absent for awhile, the Rabbit of Caerbannog shall always be there, in your heart-

… -The Rabbit of Caerbannog means that literally, he will be in your heart as he devours it from this inside out-

wraithtwoey:

ask-starcatcher:

((I suppose that makes sense, in an instinctive sort of way. Like take it back to animals, if a rabbit sees say, a hyena eat its mother or something of the sort because this is a weird metaphorical thing, if another hyena approaches, it’s not going to be so nice to it. It’ll go all Monty Python Killer Bunny on its ass.

But that’s something we, as humans, can work on. We’re all different and assuming things about others usually isn’t a good idea. Love and tolerance, and above all, acceptance. >_>))

((Unfortunately the evolved survival traits carry on far past their usefulness. We are a species programmed to fight and compete. It is not something easily gotten over.

I mean hell, things like women taking forever to leave parties is a side-effect of evolutionary derp.

Also the White Rabbit is called the Rabbit of Caerbannog.))

-indeed the Rabbit of Caerbannog is the Rabbit of Caerbannog-

Oh great Rabbit of Caerbannog, I wish I had an army of bunnies just like you. It would be an army of adorable fluffy doom that I would lead to world domination. My deadly floppy-eared army would be unstoppable!

Anonymous

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog is a member of a deadly subspecies of rabbit, however, the Rabbit of Caerbannog and his fellow death bunnies follow no man-

backwithmoremurder:

No it’s not :I *denial*

… -the Rabbit of Caerbannog has moved you to the top of his kill list-

...Why does something SOOOO adorable have to be SOOOOOOOO deadly?!

Anonymous

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog thanks you for calling him adorable, but the Rabbit of Caerbannog will not spare you simply for that, and the Rabbit of Caerbannog is simply what he is supposed to be, if he was not deadly, then the idea of him guarding the Cave of Caerbannog would be idiotic-

backwithmoremurder:

rabbit-of-caerbannog:

backwithmoremurder:

Success.

Here he is attacking people:

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog is not happy that you used photo’s of him and claimed it was your pet-

You’re a white rabbit, he is a white rabbit. It’s a coincidence.

-the Rabbit of Caerbannog thinks you are unaware that the first picture you used is in fact the background picture of the Rabbit of Caerbannog’s tumblr blog-